Wednesday, February 4, 2009

I'm in love with the radio on

You can tell yourself jacking off while rolling on E is just as good as poking some random chick while rolling, but that's akin to saying Caddyshack II is on the same level as the original.

Hey mom, did you fill out my student loan forms?

"Don't stop believin'... " in male pattern baldness

Phineas Gage?

Proof that Kurt Cobain's biggest downfall was not making it with a girl from Compton. 

Remember when Johnny Rzeznik was a ten because of that whole "I don't give a fuck aesthetic" ? He does. 

It's sorta like Aretha Franklin. But white, and with no redeemable qualities. 

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