Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono

Special thanks to chick with the camera for tonight's action!

The girl on the left takes really good photos from the face up.

You know how that chick that used to be on Miami Ink was only attractive because she was on TV?

White People!

And you are thinking to yourself, "God, can art school get any better?"

Yes, yes it can.

Stone temple pilots are elegant bachelors

SUICIDAL.

NOPE is right. Mike Muir is bummed he started this shit.

These two girls double-handedly ruined the 40 for me. Especially if they start to make me fill out my purple crocheted number like that.

I take comfort in knowing Axl Rose looks this good. And I thought the 17 years it took Chinese Democracy to come out would be game over for his complexion... pfff.

It's the "lucky joint rolling mag", man. I heard once, someone snuck a newer one onto the coffee table and the weed has never been as good since.

You know the centerfold spread is on this dude's wall. "This month's the crystal boner shit my wet dreams are made of, bruuuuuh."

Biography lends to death a new terror

Series #1 coming soon...