The back of the club, sipping Moet, is where you'll find me

Minorities! Before art school these two would have never even gone near each other. Good thing Columbia offers a course on tolerance.

Public make out seshes are, like, so 7th grade. Pff, unless you're as hot as these two.

Why do people even own bongos? I can honestly say that I've only ever seen one person play bongos for more than 15 minutes. And he was trying to earn some cash outside a bar. Maybe these dudes are trying to impress chicks with their sense of rhythm.

"Hear that, babe? Trust me, I'm that rhythmic in the sack too."

This is early 1960s Greenwich village. I think this is Phil Ochs. Well, Phil Ochs' and Pete Doherty's love spawn. He sings about social inequities and babes.

Androgyny is cool, right? Actually, I don't think this chick is trying to look androgynous. The hiked up t-shirt and gratuitous stomach piece are pretty obvious "female" statements. Which is kind of a bummer for her face.

I'm in love with the radio on

You can tell yourself jacking off while rolling on E is just as good as poking some random chick while rolling, but that's akin to saying Caddyshack II is on the same level as the original.

Hey mom, did you fill out my student loan forms?

"Don't stop believin'... " in male pattern baldness

Phineas Gage?

Proof that Kurt Cobain's biggest downfall was not making it with a girl from Compton. 

Remember when Johnny Rzeznik was a ten because of that whole "I don't give a fuck aesthetic" ? He does. 

It's sorta like Aretha Franklin. But white, and with no redeemable qualities. 

Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono

Special thanks to chick with the camera for tonight's action!

The girl on the left takes really good photos from the face up.

You know how that chick that used to be on Miami Ink was only attractive because she was on TV?

White People!

And you are thinking to yourself, "God, can art school get any better?"

Yes, yes it can.

Stone temple pilots are elegant bachelors

SUICIDAL.

NOPE is right. Mike Muir is bummed he started this shit.

These two girls double-handedly ruined the 40 for me. Especially if they start to make me fill out my purple crocheted number like that.

I take comfort in knowing Axl Rose looks this good. And I thought the 17 years it took Chinese Democracy to come out would be game over for his complexion... pfff.

It's the "lucky joint rolling mag", man. I heard once, someone snuck a newer one onto the coffee table and the weed has never been as good since.

You know the centerfold spread is on this dude's wall. "This month's the crystal boner shit my wet dreams are made of, bruuuuuh."

Biography lends to death a new terror

Series #1 coming soon...